::b.u.l.i::

am i dat evil??
muahaha..recently..
ak perasan..ak tlh trnsform..
bkn jd trnsformers..
tp into villain..muahaha(evil laugh)
ak da jd org jht dlm umh ni..
xla jht..just naughty..

my victims: amirah n hakim..
im their worst nightmare..
sian kat dorg..
after a long day at school..
da letih n pent blaja..
balik2 kne brhadapn ngn..
DA BOSS..ME!!..
muahahaha(again..evil laugh)

me:amirah...(ceh..baik je bunyi)..
gi wat air sirap..cepat!!
amirah: wek!!..wat r sendiri...
me: cpt!!..kalu x kamil trnsform into
major PAYNE!!....
amirah: hurm..yela2..kamil ni..

Siapa major payne?? m.payne ni sbnrnye
chief askar yg train bdk2..
cm kat plkn r...tp dy ni agk evil..
buli bdk2..muahaha..
so when im trnsform into him..
ak pon buli le bdk2..

me: hakim..amikkn hp kamil..
hakim: (x layan smbil tgk tv)
me: (transform into major payne)..muahaha
ak pon grab akim..n geletek at the
best part..ketiak dy..
muahaha..he went crazy..
almost peed in his pants..
after dat..my wish..is his command..
evil rite??

sume ni ak blaja dr abg kerel..
thnx bro..dulu..dizaman ak
kcik2 ag..abg kerel use to be my
major payne..and dat tickle
was his trademark..he call it
ELEKTRIK SENSASI!!
i cried actually..
it is the worst thing..
i cant stand it at all...

so NOW..its my turn..
amirah pon sllu ngadu kat mak..

amirah: mak..kamil ni skrg da jht..
sllu buli mirah n hakim..
sruh wat air la..amik ni la..wat tu la..
mak: kamil..dat is not nice..u r da big brother
in this house..b a good boy..
(amirah smiling..)
me: ok(smile to my mother)..
(and then turn my face tu amirah)..
u gonna regret what u said...(dlm hati..
wif my m.payne face)

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!...JAGE KO MIRAH!!!
N HAKIM..DONT EVEN THINK IM GONNA
LET U GO!!